when have i bragged about how hard i am then Mr Indignant? I clearly have not.

simply saying it to facilitate what you obvioulsy think is a cutting remark, does not actually make it true.

Tell me his "bad boy stats" then....





I think your just trying to be "cool" on jumping on a band wagon and you wouldnt say "boo" to his face

Bandwagon? nope, ive thought he was a thug for a long time. as its manifestly obvious.

yeh ill get back to you when ive reviewed every televised game hes ever been involved in.

why? are you trying to say he doesnt cause a lot of bother?

Everything?



You mean the little push to the chest?

A thread on Nathan Brown has quickly turned into TMFMISL's thread yet again.



Classic Bailey.

His 4 yellow cards and 1 red card since his rhinos debut says your seeing something which the RFL and its officials havent seen

In what respect do you think Im indignant? You seem to be very strange in the way you read Human emotions.



So you admit you arent hard and Ryan Bailey would kick your ass 7 ways sideways. Fair enough. He would kick my ass as well. Glad we have sorted that.



Now what we need to address is why you would like to fight someone who would so clearly and admittedly kick your ass? Are you into S&M? Do you have some unresolved 'daddy' issues where a big black man beating you gets you off? Do you like hospital food? Do you have a bad case of small man syndrome? what is it about you that makes you want to put yourself into a position where you will get beat up? Its natural human instinct to try and avoid such situations so im interested to find out why you go against it?

My my Lawrie, you're getting a little angry over this aren't you? Even going so far as trying to pimp out Bailey for a fight with a fellow poster to prove he's not a thug?



Bit stupid n'est ce pas?



And Smokey, I've read back through this interminable bicker and at no point does Vikingsmurf "brag about how hard he is". Fair play mate, perhaps you should do the same.

really? what about all the high shots, obvious pushing around, facials, elbows and forearms he dishes out on a regular basis? they wont and certainly are not reflected in those stats. but everyone sees them. And Refs often do too, thats why penalties are given. And of course, before you say it i know other players do it. they just dont do it so much and are not nearly as overt or regular as Saint Bailey is.

please quote where I have offered a fight



I'm awaiting an apology

You're in for a long wait lickle man.



Perhaps you can set Bailey on me too.



He's a trained roogbeh player. I'm a trained killer (for all you know).

Wouldn't a ref deal with it by on reports and showing cards if he did all those things as bad as you say?



Yes he winds opposition players up but if you think he is the only player in Super League to do that then you do need to open your eyes a bit more

failure to answer a [usimple[/u question duly noted

The Chances of Bailey being a trained Rugby player are 100%. The Chances of you being a trained killer are minimal.



The Chances of you being a trained killer and talking about it on an RL message board are even lower.



In fact, the chances of you not being overweight and sat masturbating in your own faeces right now arent particularly high.

Oooh caps to add emphasis. Well since you put it THAT way....



Go play with yourself.



Read my words again. I said that you tried to pimp out Bailey for a fight. You tried to use his apparent hardness because he plays rugby to intimidate VS. A mealy mouthed cowardly threat if ever I saw one.



Interpret it how you wish, respon how you wish. you are an angry internet coward and you are getting no apology.

Takes time to type a longer answer, chickenhawk.



Being impatient doesn't make you "the winner" you goon.

Soooo ... ad hom, ad hom, ad hom



Bitchy sort aint'cha.



Is a soldier a trained kiiler? Yes

Are there soldiers and ex-soldiers on this board? Yes

Could I have been a trained soldier? Yes, but not that I could prove to a snidely little beeatch like you.

Did I put the "for all you know" in parentheses for a reason? Well DUH!

Did you figure out that reason? Clearly not.



are you a bum buddy to Lawrie? I'll let others decide.

Again, Where did I say that?















oh dear.....







in what way am I a coward?





I've not made any "I could fight that rugby player as he is soft" sort of statements

anyhow back to Brown,



is this a major sign of weakness?

Here

that is actually so insulting and over the top it really doesnt deserve a response.

But what i will do is ask this

Are you into sadism? Do you have some unresolved 'daddy' issues where needlessly beating people with pedantry, misquotes and outright fabrications on message boards gets you off? Do YOU like hospital food? Do YOU have a bad case of small man syndrome? what is it about you that makes you want to put yourself into a position where you will be intensly disliked by those whose posts you respond to with the aforementioned pedantry, misquotes and fabrications? Its natural human instinct to try and find something better to do, or simply not do it in the first place so im interested to find out why you go against it?

Smokey TA .... pwned! (as the young folks say)

no, they are soldiers.

id expect so.

If you were trying, describing Soldiers as trained killers probably isnt the way to go. Every member of the armed services I know would never describe themselves as a 'trained killer' and would be offended if you did so.

I could be a trained killer, and the king of Spain (for all you know)





Would there be any negative connotation to that?

Fighting a losing battle there Smokey. What are soldiers trained to do? What, ignoring your usual mealy mouthed sophistry, is their main, base, purpose? What are the rifles, the bullets, the grenades, the rocket launchers, the tanks etc etc etc all for when it all comes down to it?



Whether I, an anonymous messageboard avatar posts, for poetic license or for my own amusement post some words that you have never heard your soldier friends (yeah right, YOU have friends) use, proves nothing. But then on these boards nothing much proves anything. It's all abuse (from you

mainly).



HOWEVER, for all i know you COULD be king Ferdinand of Spain. It's unlikely though. There are hundreds of thousands of soldiers and ex-soldiers. There is only one King Ferdinand and although I am no Royalist, I am CERTAIN he is not as thick, as bittchy or as, frankly, unfunny as you are.